Archive for May, 2009

5/31/2009 – More Snickers Ads

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 31, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #50: More Snickers Ads

First off: THE YEAR OF THE BLOG WAS WRITTEN UP IN THE NY POST TODAY! Read about it here.

On of my favorite lines from the write up, and the inspiration for today’s blog: “The best comedy carries a crunchy little morsel of truth, like peanuts inside a nougat bar.”

Very true, NY Post, very true indeed. Also, that sounds like one of those snicker’s ads that are awful and all over the city. So I made a blog of snicker’s ads I think they should make. Snickers, if you’re looking for an ad wizard, look no further:

nougatorloseit

Happy 50th ladies and gentlemen.

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5/30/2009 – Visor’s are better than regular hats

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 30, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #49: Visor’s are better than regular hats

There’s a visor sitting in our living room, and we couldn’t figure out who’s visor it was… so I used it to inspire this gem detailing exactly why visor’s are the superior head ornament. Written by resident douchebag Steve Newcomb:

Visors let me keep my hair spiky and shit

Visors let me keep my hair spiky and shit

5/29/2009 – Who Would Win: The Long Lost Answers

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 29, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #48: Who Would Win: The Long Lost Answers

I’ve devoted this blog to answering questions that have been asked for centuries. If X fought Y, who would win. Well look no further… because I know all the answers, and I’m spilling the wisdom in this blog.

A quick teaser of the first vs. battle:

FIGHT!

FIGHT!

FIGHT!

5/28/2009 – Dru holding things in his office

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 28, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #47: Dru holding things in his office

Well… What can I say other than its 7 PM and I’m just releasing this gem… you know that old saying: “Good things come to those who wait?” Well good things just happened to everyone who reads this. Possibly my best blog, and shot in glorious black and white.

Just a taste:

Photo 66

5/27/2009 – The USA Today crossword can suck my dick

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 27, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #46: The USA Today crossword can suck my dick

This morning the USA Today crossword app on my phone had a clue that insinuated the width of my feet was larger than ridiculous. FUCK YOU USA TODAY! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE YEAR OF THE BLOG!!!

5/26/2009 – Dream Supreme Court Cases

Posted in Tumblr Blog on May 26, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #45: Dream Supreme Court Cases

In honor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor I’m devoting this Tumblr Tuesday blog to Supreme Court cases that haven’t happened but that I wish had. The supreme court is rockin’. Congrats Judge Sotomayor, your first job is to tell Scalia to suck it.

5/25/2009 – Things I’m Memorializing For

Posted in Blogspot Blogs on May 25, 2009 by theyearoftheblog

Blog #44: Things I’m Memorializing For

Memorial Day is a holiday that I never really got… so I decided to make a blog devoted to it. So let’s sit around the table, join hands, and tell all of our friends and family what it is we’re memorializing for.