5/31/2009 – More Snickers Ads

Blog #50: More Snickers Ads

First off: THE YEAR OF THE BLOG WAS WRITTEN UP IN THE NY POST TODAY! Read about it here.

On of my favorite lines from the write up, and the inspiration for today’s blog: “The best comedy carries a crunchy little morsel of truth, like peanuts inside a nougat bar.”

Very true, NY Post, very true indeed. Also, that sounds like one of those snicker’s ads that are awful and all over the city. So I made a blog of snicker’s ads I think they should make. Snickers, if you’re looking for an ad wizard, look no further:

Happy 50th ladies and gentlemen.

5/30/2009 – Visor’s are better than regular hats

Blog #49: Visor’s are better than regular hats

There’s a visor sitting in our living room, and we couldn’t figure out who’s visor it was… so I used it to inspire this gem detailing exactly why visor’s are the superior head ornament. Written by resident douchebag Steve Newcomb:

Visors let me keep my hair spiky and shit

5/29/2009 – Who Would Win: The Long Lost Answers

Blog #48: Who Would Win: The Long Lost Answers

I’ve devoted this blog to answering questions that have been asked for centuries. If X fought Y, who would win. Well look no further… because I know all the answers, and I’m spilling the wisdom in this blog.

A quick teaser of the first vs. battle:

FIGHT!

FIGHT!

5/28/2009 – Dru holding things in his office

Blog #47: Dru holding things in his office

Well… What can I say other than its 7 PM and I’m just releasing this gem… you know that old saying: “Good things come to those who wait?” Well good things just happened to everyone who reads this. Possibly my best blog, and shot in glorious black and white.

Just a taste:

5/27/2009 – The USA Today crossword can suck my dick

Blog #46: The USA Today crossword can suck my dick

This morning the USA Today crossword app on my phone had a clue that insinuated the width of my feet was larger than ridiculous. FUCK YOU USA TODAY! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE YEAR OF THE BLOG!!!

5/26/2009 – Dream Supreme Court Cases

Blog #45: Dream Supreme Court Cases

In honor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor I’m devoting this Tumblr Tuesday blog to Supreme Court cases that haven’t happened but that I wish had. The supreme court is rockin’. Congrats Judge Sotomayor, your first job is to tell Scalia to suck it.

5/25/2009 – Things I’m Memorializing For

Blog #44: Things I’m Memorializing For

Memorial Day is a holiday that I never really got… so I decided to make a blog devoted to it. So let’s sit around the table, join hands, and tell all of our friends and family what it is we’re memorializing for.

5/24/2009 – The Year of the Blog: Tumblr Edition

Blog #43: The Year of the Blog: Tumblr Edition

Serious Sunday is back!! As many of my friends keep telling me (namely Nicole) that Tumblr is the new wave and the way to go, I decided to create a tumblr companion to this blog to make it easier for friends with tumblr’s to follow. This way the blog will be more accessible to EVERYONE!! I think it might be time to start advertising this mother fucker…

Also, I think it’s hilarious that on the tumblr this post is linking to itself. Ahhhh… unnecessary links.

5/23/2009 – I am the American stereotype

Blog #42: I am the American stereotype

As I sat outside yesterday with two individuals from France we got into a discussion about American stereotypes. I explained to them that I should be the American stereotype… and to further prove this thesis I’ve created this blog.

5/22/2009 – The Cuban Revolution as told through Word Clouds

Blog #41: The Cuban Revolution as told through Word Clouds

People should know that I’m obsessed with Latin American revolutions… especially Cuba and Nicaragua. This blog is for ridiculous history nerds like myself… or if you just love word clouds for some reason.

I’m irrationally proud of this.